Animal Cruelty

Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have titled this Animal Cruelty because that is always a touchy subject and because I absolutely looooove all kinds of animals. All kinds. Actually, I'm not too fond of rats and bats and other semi-icky animals, but I am AGAINST all kinds of animal cruelty. So, when I read this week somewhere on a web site that some states (I'm looking at you Idaho, Hawaii, Kentucky, Mississippi and North Dakota) do not consider cruelty, neglect or abandonment a felony I was very upset. ASSHOLES. So Internet please, please, please, please be nice to your animals. Spay and/or neuter them and always adopt. Take in a stray. I don't care, but please do not be cruel to animals. God has given them to us in an act of love. Have you ever had a bad day and come home to get lots of wet kisses from your dog? Aww, that's love. Proverbs 12:10 says:

The righteous one is caring for the soul of his domestic animal, but the mercies of the wicked ones are cruel.

Don't make me hate you. Love all animals. Join the ASPCA or the Humane Society. I did and it's the best place my money goes to.

TTYL.

Reforestation

Reforestation is the act of restocking forests and woodlands that have been depleted. Well, I have a "forest" that has been depleted since I was 14 years old. No, not that forest. My eyebrows. First off let me tell you that I nice full eyebrows and kind of have a unibrow. Not a huge, bushy unibrow, but something inconspicuous... unless you pay lots of attention. Anyways, since I was in high school, I have over-plucked my eyebrows. That's, um, 15 plus years of over-plucking. Dad got SO MAD the first time I plucked them out. Of course, maybe it had to do with the fact that those suckers were pencil thin, practically nonexistent. So this year, since Red and The Fajita are getting married in April, I decided my gift to them would be eyebrows on my face. ROTFL! They didn't like the gift idea so much. How does it benefit them? they wanted to know. Ugh, people. Anyways, Big Boss calls my eyebrows the "reforestation". My eyebrows look so goofy right now. I have a ton of hairs growing out in some wacky directions. Anyways, my point is I am tired of the reforestation and I think I am going to have to pluck them out tonite because I'm also tired of people looking at me crazy. Oh man, the plucking is gonna hurt. I've gone over one month of practically not looking in the mirror too long cuz the urge to pluck is there!

TTYL.

PS: I tried posting a pic of my eyebrows on here so you'd see how f'd up they are, but I can't get the pic to post. Maybe it's the Network Admin who's blocking it again? Trust me, my eyebrows are terrible. People think I have a fuzzy worm on my forehead.

Canceled: Ugly Betty

I just learned this week that this is the last season of Ugly Betty. There's like 8 more episodes left. I guess the writers are gonna have to make them good, memorable episodes.

Why must the good shoes be canceled? I have to admit, I love Ugly Betty, but I also liked Life on Mars, The Unusuals, Eli Stone, Without a Trace and The Unit (Mack Martini and Scott Foley are hot. Mmm...he makes me moan.). I'm scared to read what they're going to cancel next so that they can put some stupid show like The Superstars and all you see is some stupid supermodel (Joanna Krupa) pissed off because her partner sucks. If I had been her partner, I would have smacked her up. Terrell Owens had so much patience. OMG, and you know who really sucked? Not TO, but Joanna Krupa. And she has a potty mouth. Check it out on YouTube:



TV show decision makers: Please don't cancel anymore good shoes. Please?

TTYL.

Bridezilla Part 2

Internet, I'm sorry for not posting part 2 of this story. I've been busy, but here it is.

Okay, so the wedding date is April 3rd. Let me tell you about my weekend in H-E-L-L when I had to help The Fajita with her over-detailed wedding invitations. On this particular Saturday, I went with Red to buy some Western wear (I live in Texas, so yeah, a hat and boots are necessary items around here) because the idiot cannot shop on his own. But, he neglected to mention that what he really wanted was for me to work for free with Bridezilla on her invitations and all the other crap that she's doing. But, being the Genius Extraordinaire that I am, I anticipated this move and asked Kro and Pheeves to pick me on up on their way to dinner. So, Saturday wasn't that bad. I worked on a map that they needed. Big deal. That's what Google Maps and Mapquest are for.

On Sunday, though, it's a whole different story. And I was a BITCH in heels cuz I was PISSED OFF at the ridiculousness (is that even a word?) of the whole situation. On Sunday, my friend SuZ called and begged for us to make time in the afternoon to help The Fajita. Damn. Being the kind-hearted person that I am, I said OK. So Sunday afternoon was spent working on trash. Seriously, because wedding invites are trashed soon after the event. Right? I redid the map that The Fajita wanted four times (1-2-3-FOUR!) because The Fajita and Red had different "ideas" on the map. In the mean time, they had a posse of twelve people working on everything else that ranged from cutting and ironing ribbon (WTF!) to taping and hole punching cards to tying ribbons and re-ironing ribbon to gluing ribbon on paper on paper on paper and re-ironing everything again, etc., etc. It's a good thing SuZ bribed me with Starbucks or I would have passed out after 10 minutes of this bullshit. No wonder The Fajita is all stressed out. Her stupid invites have soooooo much detail (and not necessarily in a good way) that she can't do it all herself so she freaks and calls everybody saying we need to help. Here are some of my favorite phrases from Sunday: "I already paid for it so now we HAVE to use it!" "It's MY wedding!" "I want it like this, not like that!" "That's not what I want. Do it again." "No." "No." "No." "I don't think so." This is what was going through my mind: "Bitch. I'm gonna kick ya."

I'm thinking that if I ever get married, it's gonna be at the Courthouse and I'm going to have a BBQ in my parents backyard. Kinda redneck, but I like the idea more and more after hanging out with this crew.

TTYL.

Bridezilla Part I

Let me begin this post by saying that everybody in my family agrees that I would make the WORST bridezilla ever in the history of mankind. Or shall I say womankind? Anyways, for now The Fajita is the worst bridezilla I've ever known. I don't remember Kro or Anus having been bridezilla's when they were gonna get married. In fact, for Anus, I did all the work. Okay, practically all the work. I ordered invitations, made sure the bridesmaids (all 9 of them!) got their dresses ordered and received in time, altered, etc. I even scheduled all the rehearsals and booked the reception hall... everything. And with Kro, well I didn't do as much cuz she likes to micromanage everything (LOL!), but I know I did a lot, being the only sister of the bride! But with The Fajita, OMG, everything I try to help her with is just not good enough, it's not pretty, it doesn't have enough detail, etc., etc., etc. It got so bad at one point that I would have stranded the woman at the store we were at if I hadn't been riding with her, but since she was driving - well, then I was stuck. And her momma takes her side half the time, and Red takes her side the other half. And these people... OMG, they are soooooo sensitive. I had the nerve (the NERVE!) to say that I would look like a muddy frog in my bridesmaid dress because it's green and brown (WTF?) and she got mad and then she got sad and then everybody got mad at me. It offended her tender feelings. Seriously, green and brown. It's not the best combo. Her favorite color is red. Why couldn't she go with red? Or something different? Hell, when I get married (ha!) my colors are definitely not gonna be green and brown.

Check out part 2 of this post. Coming soon. :-)

TTYL.

I'm back!

Internet, I am back from my winter break. Yeah! I missed you, but I now have some interesting posts. I sometimes forget what a hectic fun life I have. It's crazy like 93% of the time and then it smooths out for 5% and then I've got 1% of crying anger and then 1% of pure insanity. I'll tell you all about it later.

TTYL.

Break Time

Internet, I'm going to be on a two week winter break. Yay! So, there might not be any postings for a couple of weeks. Maybe longer, cuz I get lazy. Or maybe I will have time to post a couple of things, after I wake up at noon. Maybe. I'm not promising anything, so don't hold your breath.

TTYL.